Kiddie Korner: Squinty the Monkey Needs a Bath

By Rob Reuter

Meet Squinty the Monkey. He had a hard day on Friday, and he needed to relax.

Now it's Sunday. Squinty hasn't been able to stand up since yesterday. He's out of Depends.

Squinty the Monkey needs a bath. Trust me.

Main Archive Table of Contents

September, 1999 Issue Table of Contents

Tae'd Up   Legend of Ken MacDonald   Carving up Celebrities

Month in Pictures   Squinty the Monkey

Blair Jerk Project   WAVing Our Dicks   Virus Warning

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