The American Jerk Month in Pictures

By Paul St. Fakename, Esq.

August 2, Columbus, OH: Coked-up Bush Tells Reporters to "Piss Off," Orders Margarita During Press Conference

August 8, Washington, D.C.: Clinton Names Beth Nolan New White House Counsel; Notes "Fine Legal Mind and Even Better Blowjob Technique"

August 12, Chicago, IL: School Officials Note Record Budget Surplus After Replacing Bake Sales With Handgun Raffles

August 17, Londonderry, NH: Buchanan to Shriner:  "Do You Have Any Grey Poupon?  And Where Are the Midget Hookers In This Dump?" 

August 18, Boston, MA: Buck-Toothed Nun Likes Naked Chick Statues, Wonders Aloud If "It Was Really Cold Back Then"

August 19, Los Angeles, CA: Slain Postal Worker Laid to Rest Two Days Late; Pallbearers Blame Incorrect Postage

August 20, Austin, TX: Bush Returns Home From Visit to Homeless Shelter for Drug Addicts With Dry Cleaning, Bag of "Souvenirs"

Main Archive Table of Contents

September, 1999 Issue Table of Contents

Tae'd Up   Legend of Ken MacDonald   Carving up Celebrities

Month in Pictures   Squinty the Monkey

Blair Jerk Project   WAVing Our Dicks   Virus Warning

The American Jerk™ and all contents © 1999 - 2005 by Rob Reuter and Paul St. Fakename, Esq., © 2006 by Rob Reuter.