Kiddie Humor Korner: Squinty the Monkey Goes Where Everybody Knows His Name

By Rob Reuter

"C'mon, Rebecca... you meant nothing to me, and I'd like to see you PROVE that the kid is mine..."

"I can't wait to see my friend Sam," said Squinty the Monkey, "so I can kick that bald bastard in the crack for shutting me off and popping my woman."

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