Kiddie Korner: Squinty the Monkey Meets Rudolph

By Rob Reuter

"The antlers mean it's a girl, right?"

"You just tuck them hind legs into the front of your boots, so they can't get away," said Squinty the Monkey. "That's good lovin'."

Main Archive Table of Contents

December, 1999 Issue Table of Contents

Y2K, Al Sharpton & My Hot Balls   Mick, Dago, Wop, Smoker   Trenchcoat Jesus

Month In Pictures   Squinty the Monkey

Who Wants to be a Mafioso!   New Year's Resolutions   Do Not Pass Go...

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