Kiddie Korner: Squinty the Monkey Gets Some Fruit

By Rob Reuter

"Oh! Oh! Pretty cherries!" said Squinty the Monkey, "If I don't start getting some jackpot bars, I'm burning this place to the fucking ground."

Main Archive Table of Contents

February, 2000 Table of Contents

The American Jerk President   Wino of the Year...   Why John Rocker Sucks...

Month in Pictures   Squinty the Monkey

Are You Romantic Enough?   Dr. Rob's Guide to Child Rearing   My Old Friend Noodles

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