Kiddie Korner: Squinty The Monkey is Lonely

By Rob Reuter

"And this time, put some fuckin' BOOZE in it, you cheap prick..."

"I just can't believe," said Squinty, "that the bitch walked out on me."

Main Archive Table of Contents

November, 1999 Issue Table of Contents

Not Tonight, I'm Too Drunk   Olympia Dukakis' Breasts

Month In Pictures   Kiddie Korner

Poetry Slam-O-Rama   Ethical Treatment of Carnivores   Useful Indiscretion   eJerk

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