Kiddie Korner: Squinty the Monkey's First Halloween

By Rob Reuter

"I see one more Austin Powers, I'm gonna carve a new 'groovy' in his ass, you get my drift."

"You just take that toilet paper," said Squinty the Monkey, "and you keep right on walking, you little bastards."

Main Archive Table of Contents

October, 1999 Issue Table of Contents

It's Sick...   How to Write a Humor Column...   It's Like, You Suck...

Month in Pictures   Kiddie Korner

Are You Presidential Material?   White Trash NASDAQ   Rate The Candidates

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