August 20; Philadelphia, PA: Teaser poster of Sylvester Stallone in Rocky Balboa released to Web.
August 22; Cape Canaveral, FL: NASA unveils the new Ares design, with attachable clit-bumper module sold seperately.
August 24; Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia: An IBM management trainee on an corporate Outward Bound retreat, ten seconds before his co-workers fail to prove trust.
August 26; Kennebunkport, ME: An unnamed woman attempts suicide.
August 27; Washington, D.C.: Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld shakes hands with every pro-American Iraqi he could find.
[tags]Week in Pictures, Sylvester Stallone, Rocky Balboa, NASA, Ares, President George W. Bush, anti-war protest, Donald Rumsfeld, dark humor, satire[/tags]
