Is it me, or does Shiloh Pitt sound like a mass grave for Confederate soldiers? Unless I’m mistaken, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie named their child after a hole that old people get buried in.
If name dictates personality, those two dopes are going to have some very interesting conversations with that little rat’s junior high school teachers. And the police. And they will find that their daughter is very popular on MySpace.
That’s why my first daughter will be named Gangrenous ToothySnatchTrap Reuter. Assuming whoever finds her in the dumpster can trace her back to me. And find me in Costa Rica.
[tags]Shiloh Nouvel Pitt-Jolie, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Brangelina, dark humor, satire[/tags]
