The American Jerk uses Flickr as its photo dump with pride… pride in saying that its user interface was created by methheads with a grudge against society and a yen to teach us honest people who only want to display pictures of cosplay freaks once a year a lesson.
In fact, the user interface people working for Flickr are probably cosplayers, or worse: furries. Filthy yiffers who jack off into teddy bears without regard to the feelings of their betrothed’s namesake Teddy Roosevelt (Who, as a conservationist, probably jacked into the original teddy bears, or what we modern Americans call “defenseless grizzly cubs”), with no regard to simple, hard-working humorists attempting to upload photos of their brethren to the Internet for the amusement of seven readers I went to high school with and one fan from Cleveland.
It turns out that the minute you upload the photo of one amputee dryhumping a stripper pole and all your photos are automatically classified as “Restricted” and therefore rendered invisible to anyone not a full-blooded member of Twitter with proof of age (That proof being that your keyboard still works without needing a rubber mallet to hammer through the jism one has blasted into it looking at amputees humping a stripper pole).
It turns out that if you click the “Additional Settings” link after uploading, you can manually reset the restriction levels to “safe”, and the photos immediately start showing up! And all you have to do is click every fucking link on the settings page to find it! It’s like being sixteen years old again and looking for that magical “menu item” we adults like to call the clitoris! Only if you work hard enough, you can actually find it!
The point being: All photos are now actually available in the photo dump. Enjoy.
Tomorrow: cigarette street fights, San Diego Cockfighting Rednecks, and Experience.
[tags]San Diego Comic-Con, Nerd Prom[/tags]
