5/7/2006; Los Angeles, CA: Snapple’s Protein Smoothie sponsorship deal with Ron Jeremy turns tragic.
5/8/2006; New York, NY: David Blaine’s seven-day plan to “butch up my image by imitating Aquaman” predictibly fails.
5/10/2006; Washington, DC: First Lady Laura Bush trades up.
5/13/2006; Carinthia, Austria: A curious and horny Dalai Lama tries to ascertain whether hat is male or female.
5/14/2006; New Orleans, LA: Former President Clinton offers Former President George H. W. Bush gift for his son, share laugh over “For tobacco use only” warning label.
[tags]Week in Pictures, Ron Jeremy, David Blaine, Dalai Lama, First Lady Laura Bush, Bill Clinton, George Bush, dark humor, satire[/tags]