Sorry this is so late; I lost an hour last night. We also turned the clocks ahead.
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March 26, Paris, France: French Interior Minister Nicolas Sarkozy proclaims extreme discomfort after misreading sign and overfilling Depends.
March 27, Vatican City, Rome: Teaser trailer for Superman Vs. The Hip Replacement met with indifference.
March 30, 2006, Cancun, Mexico: President Bush visits Cancun on Spring Break, regrets threesome.
March 31, Washington, D.C.: Former Nixon White House counsel John Dean likes big butts and he cannot lie.
