They say that Sarah Palin’s one of those people that you either love or hate, but I think people are too complicated to be reduced to a binary choice like that. While I sure as hell don’t love her, I think that “hate” can be a very strong word, and if we’ve established nothing in the past week, it’s important to be careful to always use the correct word for the correct purpose. So let’s leave it at: I don’t “love” Sarah Palin, but I would “fuck her purely for the purposes of revenge.”
And I think Sarah would be okay with me saying that, because this week she’s established that, just like me, she’s all about the First Amendment:
“I can understand how [Dr. Laura Schlessinger] could feel ‘shackled’ by those who would parse a single word out of decades of on-air commentary,” Palin wrote. “I understand what she meant when she declared that she was ‘taking back my First Amendment rights’ by turning to a new venue that will not allow others the ability to silence her by going after her stations, sponsors, and supporters.”
Palin added, “That’s why I tend to defend people who call it like they see it while others stop at nothing to shut them up.”
Thank you, Sarah! God knows that millions of… er, thousands… well, some… yeah: some have chafed under the inability to throw around the word “n****r” whenever they choose just because society deems it “offensive”, polite people think it “inappropriate” and black people would “stab them about the face, neck and chest for doing it.”
It’s important to be able to use any term we wish, whenever we wish to, even if some unenlightened souls think those terms are inappropriate. And to think differently is, quite simply, retarded.
Don’t ask me; Sarah Palin knows: anyone who would condemn or denigrate another person for repeatedly using a word that someone might, even for understandable or cultural reasons, consider offensive is nothing but a Goddamned retard. A gorked, feeble-minded, pinheaded retard.
Sarah Palin understands that to even suggest that it might be wise to be judicious in the use of some terms that only exist to insult wide demographics of people who might prefer not to hear those euphemisms applied to them are nothing but spastic, half-witted, mentally defective, slow-witted, moronic, water-headed RETARDOS.
If you happen to run into Sarah Palin, make sure to identify yourself as a supporter by looking her in the eye and saying, loudly and proudly: “I hate retards, Sarah! They should be locked up so the rest of us don’t have to hear their whining and yammering! Fuck those retards, Sarah! And fuck the scumbags who support them!”
So, remember: if we have learned nothing else this week, we have learned one important thing: SARAH PALIN HATES RETARDS.
Hypocrites, however, are still okay.
[tags]Sarah Palin, Dr. Laura Schlessinger, retards, political humor, dark humor, satire[/tags]
