Since this is a holiday weekend and civilized people will be with family with their computers off (At least if you’re smart, you’ll turn it off. If your Grandmother presses the History button on your browser, she won’t need to understand TCP/IP networking to know what donkeypunch.com means), this will be my only post today so I can dig in the guts of WordPress and try to get this site looking and working right.
Part of this is gonna include trying to get the e-mail address requirement for posting comments taken off, but I can’t guarantee that I can make that work. The one time I shut it off I started getting spam in the comments, and I refuse to allow comments here that imply that your penis needs enlarging. I’ll mock you about your needle dick to your face, thank you very much.
For the record, if you do enter your e-mail address when you comment, it doesn’t go anywhere and I don’t give it to anyone. Quite frankly, I don’t even want your e-mail address in the first place; I have enough fucking friends. But if it keeps the spam away, the field might have to stay, so if you feel like commenting, put a fake address in if you want. I don’t give a fuck.
So yeah; for the rest of the day, feel free to check back in and take a look while I poke around in PHP files I don’t understand, entering commands I never heard of before on a hardware platform I’ve never used, and watch the fireworks. If the site’s down, give it a few minutes; it should be back up shortly. Maybe as donkeypunch.com.
So enjoy the show. The WordPress folks like to say that “code is poetry.” If that’s the case, this site’s about to become a dirty fucking limerick.
[tags]Humor, WordPress, PHP[/tags]
