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The Presidential Debate: Final Round. FIGHT!

Posted on October 16, 2008 by Rob Reuter

I refuse to give a fuck about Joe the Plumber just because he made his fortune in a job where he shows his asscrack. If Joe made his money showing his asscrack in gay porn, this would have been a very different debate. It would have been entertaining. [read more at link] Continue reading →

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The Presidental Debate: Lies, Damned Lies and Reacharounds

Posted on October 8, 2008 by Rob Reuter

Originally I was gonna skip the third debate next week, but now that I understand the depths of McCain’s desperation, I am totally going to be tuning in. I’m placing the official American Jerk line at 3 to 2 that McCain’s opening statement will be that, if elected President, he promises not to come in your mouth. [read more at link] Continue reading →

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Mississippi Queens

Posted on September 27, 2008 by Rob Reuter

Jim Lehrer asked how the financial crisis would, in a broad way, affect how each dude would approach the presidency, and McCain said, “How about a spending freeze on everything except defense, veterans affairs and entitlements?” Good plan, John; it takes a confident man to deny raises to his Secret Service security detail. [read more at link] Continue reading →

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And Lo, After Three Days They Rolled The Rock Back With a Mighty Crash…

Posted on September 26, 2008 by Rob Reuter

And God knows it was a week that I should have been writing; there’s a potential 700 billion dollar Wall Street bailout that I could have been making fun of, except for the minor detail that I don’t in any way understand it. To the best I can figure out, it’s like an old, crusty white guy whose spent every day for eight years taking a running start and kicking you in the balls, and then presenting you with a bill to repair his arthritic knee. [read more at link] Continue reading →

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