Tag Archives: political humor
Derp Technician
I defy you to find two pictures where Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker doesn’t look like he’s either about to shyly announce his love of “chokmit chippehs” or playing a rousing game of Duck Duck I Pissed My Pants. If not both simultaneously. Continue reading
Guess Who’s Back? Shady’s Back
Newt’s past is so checkered, particularly by conservative Republican standards, that it makes me look like a CPAC darling, and I have made life choices that have, more than once, put me in situations where I had to choose between being potentially arrested for either public urination now or wait until it turned into an arson charge. Continue reading
Tragedy Is When I Cut My Finger
So, remember: if we have learned nothing else this week, we have learned one important thing: SARAH PALIN HATES… [read more at link] Continue reading
Prop 8 From Outer Space
Look: where the rubber hits the road, I’m nothing but a 39-year-old drunk who does a little programming, but even I know that if you don’t want people to commit sodomy? Don’t design them with TWO EXTRA DICK-SIZED HOLES ON THEM. [read more at link] Continue reading
Ted, Just Admit It
Here’s to Ted Stevens, who died the way he lived: believing that some laws didn’t apply to him, and pissing away public funds in a doomed effort to save himself. [read more at link] Continue reading