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The Rise, Decline and Fall of Fredo Corleone
Clemenza’s face went wide-eyed and innocent as he said, “Why, I had not thought of that, Don Fredo! While we would only be attacking the Stracci’s to avenge his obvious support and aide of Sollozzo, the control of shipping would be a happy, accidental bonus!” [read more at link] Continue reading
Superman Retread
Lois Lane wins a Pulitzer for “Why The World Doesn’t Need Superman.” Why? Because Perry said she couldn’t publish an article called “September 11th: Thanks For Nothing, Douchebag.”… [read more at link]
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Buck Flu: An American Jerk Guide to Avian Influenza
Birds’ feces contain a massive volume of influenza virus. Therefore, to avoid catching the flu directly from a bird, we recommend you avoid eating chicken assholes, no matter how much you like McNuggets, or how loudly the chicken whines that it’s the only way she can get off… [click link for more] Continue reading