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The Rise, Decline and Fall of Fredo Corleone
Clemenza’s face went wide-eyed and innocent as he said, “Why, I had not thought of that, Don Fredo! While we would only be attacking the Stracci’s to avenge his obvious support and aide of Sollozzo, the control of shipping would be a happy, accidental bonus!” [read more at link] Continue reading
Rock You Like a Hurricane
The good news will be that, if McCain is in New Orleans for the convention, he won’t be sharing a nationally-televised stage with Sarah Palin and groping her again like he’s a raincoat and a late-night subway ride away from a morals conviction. Last weekend McCain told reporters that Palin was his “soul mate”, which was probably meant to summarize her politics but instead only gave me horrible mental images of McCain doing blow off her ass to fortify the Viagra he’s waiting to kick in. [read more at link] Continue reading
The American Jerk Week in Pictures: 4/9 – 4/16/2006
The American Jerk Week in Pictures: Encapsulating the week with stupid pictures for more than a thousandth of a century… [read more at link] Continue reading