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Obamacon, Day 3: Leaving During Freebird
A smart public relations professional, such as myself, would realize that you could reach more people with a YouTube video of John Kerry getting simultaneously tazed and bitten in the sack by a cocker spaniel in front of a “McCain is a dildo, and Obama is ready to be president” banner, all with the added benefit of being remotely fucking entertaining. [read more at link] Continue reading
Obamacon, Day 2: There Are Many Copies…
In a nutshell, Hillary Clinton’s speech at Obamacon was a thirty minute practical makeup horror show that would have made Rick Baker weep with jealosy. She also said some stuff. [read more at link] Continue reading
Obamacon, Day 1
The thing is that, you didn’t really need to pay attention to Mrs. Obama’s speech because it went pretty much the way you’d expect: Barack’s just like you, we’re a normal American household, and we’re in touch with your needs… although clearly not with my household’s needs, because her eyes were clear and focused and she didn’t distractedly mutter about the invasion and occupation of Saratoga Springs. [read more at link] Continue reading