Tag Archives: Apple

Yeah, the iPad can play your music for you, which is great… until you want to go jogging, and you have to duct-tape the pig to your back like you’re going to use it to kill Hans Gruber… [read more at link] Continue reading →

The hype behind the iPhone is taking a toll on me. It’s not because of the phone itself; it’s the Goddamned Apple techno-snobs publicly gooping their pants over how ELEGANT the design is. “It’s a classy shade of bone white, and the user interface is so SIMPLE!” Which also describes my toilet, but you don’t see me skulking around outside the Home Depot trying to get my hands on a first-generation iDump… [read more at link] Continue reading →