Tag Archives: Xbox 360
Within Seven Days, You Will See The Red Ring
That’s when I realized that I was the lead guitarist of a fucking pathetic hipster kitch cover band, and I was a Pabst Blue Ribbon and a sweater vest way from wanting to punch myself in the temple every time I looked in the mirror. [read more at link] Continue reading
These Vagabond Balls Are Longing to Stray
When Schilling pitches for me in the videogame, the moment he becomes the least bit tuckered out, he begins trying to hit the mascot. And the dugout. And Ben Affleck. And possibly me, through the TV screen. I have become convinced that if I could get the resolution on my TV up to 1080 lines, I would be able to see Steinbrenner’s payoff check in Curt’s back pocket… [read more at link] Continue reading
The American Jerk Week in Pictures: 4/16 – 4/23/2006
Another week, four more pictures with stupid captions… [read more at link] Continue reading