Category Archives: Nerd Prom 2006
Nerd Prom III: Return of the Revenge
For a sexually liberated people, I expected a better reaction to my simple entreaties of, “I noticed you have a fur fetish. I, personally, have a fetish for cornholing the still-twitching bodies of abnormally-large dead animals. Can I buy you a drink? Wait, first – do you know what Ketamine tastes like?”… [read more at link] Continue reading
Nerd Prom II: Electric Phantom Havana Nights
No matter how big a geek you are, it’s hard to get a boner over Batgirl when she smells like an airport bar stool and yeast… [read more at link] Continue reading
Nerd Prom: It Can Destroy The World
Nerd Prom is a code name for the San Diego International Comic Convention. Every year, 150,000 comic book fans converge on a single location to celebrate comic books, many of them wearing silly costumes. I love comics books. I hate people. I love liquor. I hate silly costumes. I love insulting strangers. The Chinese hate Interesting Times. Clearly, I love them… [read more at link] Continue reading