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“Infinite” Has a Finite Meaning
Shut up. Sit down. Uncle Rob has finished Infinite Jest, and is tired of hearing your whimpering about the ending and the whimpering about “What does it all mean?” So settle in. Pour yourself a drink. And listen to the … Continue reading
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Stretching the Limits of Nostalgia
And step three took most kids about ten minutes to hit… and if you went longer, it doesn’t prove that Stretch Armstrong was a good toy, it only proves that we’re better than we were in the 1970’s at diagnosing autism. [read more at link] Continue reading
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Mass Erect
I’m Space Jesus. And no matter what I do, I can’t get Space Jesus’s dick wet. [read more at link] Continue reading
Metasports
But in video games she drives like a meth head at three minutes to midnight with a trunkful of dead hookers, a bumper full of cop GPS trackers and a KFC gift card that expires tomorrow. [read more at link] Continue reading
Kill All Nostalgia On My Mark
I spent a few beers and cigarettes with a producer from the old morning show formulating a scheme to glorify the memory of WBCN by promoting the new “Freeform WBCN” streaming radio station with a free liquor and marijuana WBCN cruise in international waters for 2 grand a head. We actually spent ten minutes pitching this idea to Sam Kopper – WBCN’s original program director and current PD of the streaming station – before being kindly told that we should set out sights a little lower. So we spent fifteen seconds formulating a new plan to glorify the memory of WBCN by setting Dan Mason on fire… and gave up after spending five minutes failing to find either of our car keys. [read more at link] Continue reading