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Turn Out The Lights
One time, just before I quit, I checked out the entire music catalog in the computer. Let’s just say that, for my Dad’s birthday this year, I gave him an iPod Nano loaded with the entire Eagles and Bob Seger catalogs… meaning my Dad has more songs available to him than a WBCN disc jockey. [READ MORE AT LINK] Continue reading
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Nerd Prom Pregame: Killer of Saints, Part 1
At a daily capacity of 125,000 people, that means that on any given day you want to attend Comic-Con, you’re competing with journalists, bloggers, wanna-be artists, movie producers, Nicholas Cage, and 90,000 other people with unfocused eyes and agendas no more than three degrees of separation away from “I needs to touch Bruce Campbell’s sweat so’s I can get my yiff on.” [READ MORE AT LINK] Continue reading
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Look Out Mullah, Cause I’m Using Technology
It is impossible to to anything worthwhile with a 28.8 modem; with that tech, it takes a week to download enough pixels to be able to jerk off, let alone depose a government. You’ve got a better shot with first generation cell phones, but only if you hold it to the Ayatollah’s head for forty minutes and have the six months to wait for the brain tumor to kill him. And you are seriously fucking deluded if you think you’re going to bring down a world leader using grainy videotape when that couldn’t even destroy Paris Hilton. [read more at link] Continue reading
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It’s Alive!
Assuming you finally get the wheel seated and screwed down without damaging it, don’t forget to use your canned air… around your mouth and nose, since you’ll want to celebrate, but the economy’s down and cocaine is expensive. [read more at link] Continue reading
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Poag Ma Hoan
It is St. Patrick’s Day, and thanks to 2008’s unforgiving leap year and an uncaring God, it falls on a Tuesday. It is therefore useless to everyone but college students, people with vacation time to burn at employers with liberal substance abuse policies, and Boston city employees, who have the day as a holiday to celebrate the Revolutionary War withdrawal of British Regular troops from the city limits… probably because of the stench. [read more at link] Continue reading