Category Archives: Foul-Mouthed Demagoguery
Metasports
But in video games she drives like a meth head at three minutes to midnight with a trunkful of dead hookers, a bumper full of cop GPS trackers and a KFC gift card that expires tomorrow. [read more at link] Continue reading
Kill All Nostalgia On My Mark
I spent a few beers and cigarettes with a producer from the old morning show formulating a scheme to glorify the memory of WBCN by promoting the new “Freeform WBCN” streaming radio station with a free liquor and marijuana WBCN cruise in international waters for 2 grand a head. We actually spent ten minutes pitching this idea to Sam Kopper – WBCN’s original program director and current PD of the streaming station – before being kindly told that we should set out sights a little lower. So we spent fifteen seconds formulating a new plan to glorify the memory of WBCN by setting Dan Mason on fire… and gave up after spending five minutes failing to find either of our car keys. [read more at link] Continue reading
Acting Consigliere
Once the shirt’s ready, go to your bathroom mirror and practice clutching the notebook to you like a security blanket while breathing through your mouth and not blinking. You’ve been to Comic-Con, so you should know what look you’re going for here: a socially maladjusted teenaged borderline-Asperger’s case with an obsession with obscure manga magazines… only your obsession is with Playboy magazines. [read more at link] Continue reading
Ghost: The Sequel
I knew my limitations: even at sixteen I knew that being asked by a girl to lift her over my head Dirty Dancing-style would be a no less fantastic request than had she asked me to pick her daisies from the surface of the moon, or to stop prematurely ejaculating. [read more at link] Continue reading
Nerd Prom 2009 – Denouemount is French For ConSARS
CONSARS – con-sars – Noun. Upper respiratory infection caught at a pop culture convention, such as a comic book, anime or film convention. Infection usually coincides with extended airline trip. Symptoms include nasal and chest congestion, fatigue, rage, and hatred … Continue reading