Category Archives: Foul-Mouthed Demagoguery
Comic-Con 2010: Infinite Crisis
Before you ask: I don’t go to any of the Hall H programming anymore, so I don’t know anything about the stabbing. And you can tell I’m telling the truth because this sentence isn’t “And I’m not answering any more questions without my lawyer here.” [read more at link] Continue reading
Comic-Con 2010: Clowns To The Left Of Me, Jokers To The Right
An inquisitive reader (Who knows I know his home address and the name of his employer and should know better than to demand I do ANYTHING beyond drinkfree whiskey that he’s providing) writes: Where’s the pix? I know there are … Continue reading
Nerd Prom 2010: We Are All Locals Now
People LINED UP for this shit. I spoke to people who were proud to get it because it was free. SO WHAT? So is herpes, and you don’t generally have to stand in line for an hour to get it… then again, if you find yourself in a situation where you do, fuck it; herpes is a small price to pay. [read more at link] Continue reading
Nerd Prom 2010: Back In The Saddled
But first? Fresh food. I am prepared to start cracking open a few shells and forking out the sweet, sweet virgin meat. After all, it’s Comic-Con, which means that Stormtrooper cosplayers are in season. Continue reading
It’s In The Hole
So fuck golfing, all people want to see how you handle the situation… because up until now, you have handled it all wrong. You can trust me, Tiger; after all, I am a man who knows a thing or two about creating a public spectacle. [read more at link] Continue reading