Category Archives: Foul-Mouthed Demagoguery
Generation XXX
Ah yes, living green. The cure to all of 21st century America’s problems! Why, of COURSE you should raise your daughters to live green! Let them develop into dirty, filthy hippies! Because of all God’s creatures, the hippie is the LEAST likely to indulge in premarital relations. [read more at link] Continue reading
Nerd Prom 2010 Post-Mortem, Part 3: Secret Identity
If you’re looking for an AUTHENTIC, old school comic convention celebrity meetup, Gil Gerard and Erin Gray are signing in the general autograph area for the cost of a Big Mac, and might blow you for the cost of a rare cheeseburger and an Arrogant Bastard Ale. [read more at link] Continue reading
Ted, Just Admit It
Here’s to Ted Stevens, who died the way he lived: believing that some laws didn’t apply to him, and pissing away public funds in a doomed effort to save himself. [read more at link] Continue reading
Nerd Prom 2010 Post-Mortem, Part 2: Fear in Disneyland, Loathing in Las Vegas
The only reason I know that I haven’t yet been frozen out of my first-choice hotel is because they haven’t put Comic-Con 2011 dates up for reservation yet… and yes, I have called every day since I got back (Martha on the reservation desk either has caller ID or she answers all callers with a hearty “Fuck off, Reuter!”). [read more at link] Continue reading
Nerd Prom 2010 Post-Mortem, Part 1: The Ugly Truth
“Don’t worry about it. After everything you’ve described, I’m thinking about taking the kids out there for next year’s Comic-Con.”
I goggled at him. “Sorry, you can’t. That’s a stupid idea. And you’re stupid for having it.” [read more at link] Continue reading