Category Archives: Assorted Humor, Satire and Libel

Thank you for completing this self-test! If you answered “1” to all these questions, congratulations! You are imminently qualified to work at DHS, and we will consider your application following our vetting of your financial records to verify your recent contributions to the Republican National Committee! [read more at link] Continue reading →

Thank you for applying for the Federal No-Bid Contract for running our ports! This contract involves the handling of a critical function of our national infrastructure, which requires extensive caution and deliberation before arbitrarily awarding it on a whim with no public oversight whatsoever. Please complete the following questionnaire to help us determine your eligibility and qualifications for handling this important service! Continue reading →