Category Archives: Assorted Humor, Satire and Libel

An American Jerk Earth Day Guide to Climate Change

Posted on April 22, 2006 by Rob Reuter

Global warming is a serious threat to our environment, but it’s not too late to do something about it. If we all sacrifice just a little of our standard of living, we can leave a planet that our children, and our children’s children, can be proud to sacrifice a little of their standard of living for, to reverse the ice age we left them with… [read more at link] Continue reading →

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Are You Duke University Lacrosse Team Material?

Posted on April 20, 2006 by Rob Reuter

Thank you for applying for Duke University’s Lacrosse scholarship! In order for us to determine if you have the athletic and academic background to be eligible for this scholarship, please answer the following questions about your classroom and lacrosse experience… [read more at link]
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Got Porn? The American Jerk Guide to HD-DVD

Posted on April 18, 2006 by Rob Reuter

Am HD-DVD is the next revolution in home video entertainment! It looks like a standard DVD, it comes in a case that’s identical to a standard DVD, but when you get it home, you’ll discover just what the difference truly is: about fifteen bucks… [read more at link] Continue reading →

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MySpace: An American Jerk FAQ For Concerned Parents

Posted on April 13, 2006 by Rob Reuter

Please stop for a moment to consider that out of 26 million MySpace users, only a handful of people have been accused of trying to prey on children using MySpace. Therefore, according to our elected officials, you should not be concerned. Until the election in November, you should be hysterical… [read more at link]
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Welcome to the US: An INS Guide for New Illegal Immigrants

Posted on April 11, 2006 by Rob Reuter

As an illegal resident of the United States, you have no right to work at any job. While we recognize that you more than likely came to the United States to find work, your employment would basically steal jobs that are in high demand for Americans, such as picking lettuce, or scraping strangers’ encrusted semen off of motel bedspreads… [read more at link] Continue reading →

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