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The Path to a 911 Nielsen Share
ABC’s upcoming docudrama, “The Path to 9/11,” has recently attracted negative attention due to allegations that it presents a one-sided view of the events leading up to September 11th, 2001 and because it irresponsibly gave one of the New Kids On The Block work outside of a bus station men’s room… [read more at link] Continue reading
I’m Katie Couric and You’re Not
I don’t want it said about me that I’m not the type to drop everything to leap to the aid of a $15,000,000 dollar-a-year professional broadcaster who’s apparently too cheap to hire a PR flack to write her a hook. At least I don’t want it said until that pesky little community service requirement’s taken care of… [read more at link] Continue reading
Are You Boulder D.A. Material?
What if I told you that you might be perfectly qualified for a job sitting on your slowly-spreading ass in a nice office, surfing the Web and occassionally making up important-looking, yet ultimately useless shit to do so you can justify your salary? That’s right: you might be the perfect candidate to be the next District Attorney of Boulder, Colorado!… [read more at link] Continue reading
Superman Retread
Lois Lane wins a Pulitzer for “Why The World Doesn’t Need Superman.” Why? Because Perry said she couldn’t publish an article called “September 11th: Thanks For Nothing, Douchebag.”… [read more at link]
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How’s Your Prom Spirit?
It’s prom season, which means that high school kids everywhere are preparing for that special night when they can get dressed up, go out and act like real adults! Real adults with wretched taste in formalwear who dance like Meth Monkeys and couldn’t hold liquor in a safe… [read more at link] Continue reading