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Marking My Territory With Green Urine: The St. Patrick’s Day Training Manual
St. Patrick’s Day has a special place in my heart: it’s the day that some anonymous fuckweed stole my writing and turned it into one of those awful, anonymous funny e-mail chains that insipid people will circulate to their insipid friends on their insipid mailing lists once a year, every year, until long after I’m dead.
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Are You Astronaut Material?
If your “Master Criminal Plan” includes a diaper? You are clearly not Keyser Sose. Before leaving Johnson Space Center, please see white paper “1962_Dec_Chloroforming_Whores.pdf” by Gordo Cooper… [read more at link] Continue reading
Viral Marketing
Side effects of Influenzaâ„¢ may include diarrhea, nasal congestion, chest congestion, chills, fever, loss of appetite, libido, lunch, and will to live. Influenzaâ„¢ should not be used by people taking MAO Inhibitors, even though we don’t know what MAO Inhibitors are, because according to other pharmaceutical commercials, nothing should be taken with MAO Inhibitors, including Aspirin, meat and oxygen… [read more at link] Continue reading
Dear Penthouse…
I never thought something like this could happen to me, but boy, was I wrong! I am a Minister of Foreign Affairs for a northern country in North America. We were all over each other on the way out to my limo. In between tongue thrusts into my ear, she told me her name. She’s someone you might have heard of, but since I’m a gentleman, I’ll just call her Dr. Condoleeza R… [read more at link] Continue reading
Hewlett Packard Employment Application
Thank you for your interest in working for Hewlett Packard! To supplement the information on your resume, please complete this employment application in it’s entirety. Answers to all questions are required. Good Luck! -Patricia C. Dunn, C.E.O. [read more at link]
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