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Are You Vice Presidential Material?
Do you have what it takes for your name to be the answer to a question used to humiliate strippers and homeless people on the Howard Stern Show? Take this simple self test and find out! [read more at link] Continue reading
The Lost White House Emails
However, those people were clearly shortsighted and spiteful; it is unthinkable that the Bush administration could lose their private emails and computer data; after all: they still have yours. [read more at link] Continue reading
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Spoiling The X-Files: I Want To Believe
Scully: Mulder, the FBI came to my workplace today and asked me if I knew where to find you, or what you’ve been doing for the past seven years.
Mulder: Huh. Well, I have a beard and the FBI can’t find me in the most obvious place I could possibly be. I must be a terrorist… [read more at link] Continue reading
Are You Guantanamo Bay Military Tribunal Prosecutor Material?
Thank you for your interest in serving as a prosecutor on a Guantanamo Bay Military Tribunal, Officer, Soldier or Recommended Blackwater “Contractor”! Acting as a Military Tribunal Prosecutor is an important duty that keeps America safe from dangerous terrorism, and your service should allow you to hold your head up high with pride! (Please note: holding your head up high as a result of acting as a Tribunal Prosecutor is a violation of National Security, and is punishable by trial by a Guantanamo Bay Military Tribunal) [read more at link] Continue reading
Nerd Prom 2008: The Military Intervenes
“Credible intelligence sources indicate that San Diego will be overrun by more than an eighth of a million nerds, and we have to take threats like this seriously,” said Mayor Faux, sweating profusely and slightly drooling. “I have asked the military to respond to these threats. Downtown San Diego cannot, and will not, become another Helm’s Deep.” [read more at link] Continue reading