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Sarah Palin Vice Presidential Debate Bingo
While we at The American Jerk would normally propose a drinking game with which to while away the occasion… our crack legal team advises us that it would be irresponsible to advise any reader to drink 4,228 shots of anything… Thankfully, the kind folks at our wholly-owned subsidiary, American Jerk Amusement Companyâ„¢, have rush produced a Bingo game you can use to play along with the debate, thus relieving you of a crippling hangover and us of irritating legal liability. [read more at link] Continue reading
Posted in Assorted Humor, Satire and Libel, Dirty Pictures
Tagged Joe Biden, political humor, Sarah Palin
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Looney Tunes
(TITLE CARD) DAMSEL: My hero!
(TITLE CARD) COWBOY: T’weren’t nothing, ma’am. The landlord got himself a mite overextended from buying too many slums. When housing prices dropped, he couldn’t rent apartments at a high enough price to cover his loans, and he couldn’t sell the buildings off at a profit. He was mighty close to going under, so I fronted him the money to get back on his feet, no questions asked! And hopefully he’ll remember who his friends are when I need donations to cover my run for mayor! [read more at link] Continue reading
The Leaked Sarah Palin Emails
While WikiLeaks has so far declined to publish the remainder of [Palin’s] leaked email, The American Jerk has obtained several of them via the honored journalistic technique of writing them ourselves and then using liberal application of Jack Daniels to forget that we did so. [read more at link] Continue reading
The Large Hadron Collider: An American Jerk FAQ
We will be using the Large Hadron Collider to crash high-speed hadrons into each other, hoping to find evidence of the Higgs boson, or “God Particle”, which would prove a Grand Unified Theory of particle physics. So in essense, we will be spewing streams into a dark tunnel hoping to see God. Jesus Christ, we’re so lonely. [read more at link] Continue reading
Bad Blood
CLERK: Tru Blood? You mean synthetic blood, the holy grail of modern medicine? The thing that’s been sought after by the most brilliant biologists and chemists in the world since the turn of the twentieth century? That was developed at great cost by a foreign power and is locked under strict patent? Yeah, it’s back in the cooler next to the Shiner Bock. $5.99 a six pack. [read more at link] Continue reading
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