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Shaky Logical Ground
Unlike similar disasters that have happened in recent years, there’s something about this one that doesn’t seem real. And that thing is that eighteen full hours have passed as of this writing, and yet Pat Robertson, Fred Phelps and their asshole buddies (And you can use whichever meaning of the phrase “asshole buddies” you like in this context) haven’t grabbed the first microphone they could find to say that it happened because Jesus, the Prince of Peace, hates us. Continue reading
Burying The Lede
From The American Jerk Syndicated Press. All Rights Reserved. By Rob Reuter, Staff Reporter October 15, 2009 – Fort Collins, CO – Some air traffic to Denver International Airport was briefly diverted today due to an uncontrolled homemade helium balloon … Continue reading
Outside The Street’s On Fire In a Real Death Waltz
“And when do I drink whiskey? When I’ve had a bad day at my office job, or a rotten commute, or when my brother calls me on the Goddamned telephone. So what do you think I’m gonna be doing when zombies are clawing at the front door? Eat a protein tablet, flare my nostrils and growl, ‘Let’s roll’? No! I’m gonna be fetal in a corner, wrapped around a quart of Jack Daniels, whimpering, ‘Well, at least I won’t be a vegetarian…'” [read more at link] Continue reading
Coming Attractions: Who’s The Private Dick…
You’ve grooved to Letterman! and his cool adventures for years now, so you know the man’s score: he’s a private dick… by which I mean he’s a private man, who’s also a dick. He’s a quiet man… some might call him a family man… but when it comes to fighting crime? He’s the king. And if you come for the king? You’d Best. Not. Miss. [read more at link] Continue reading
Are You and Your Significant Other Compatible Enough?
It’s almost spring, which means every young man’s and young woman’s fancy is turning to love! But once you’ve met and spent some time with that special someone, how will you know if he or she is “The One”? That’s easy! Just take this simple self-test! [read more at link] Continue reading
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