Category Archives: Site Business
The American Jerk from Nantucket
The Wordpress folks like to say that “code is poetry.” If that’s the case, this site’s about to become a dirty fucking limerick… [read more at link] Continue reading
The Oprah Deal and Black Dildoes
Sorry, but it’s gonna be short today; It’s Sunday, and I’m crippled, thanks to a fifteen-beer pileup. So just a bit of site news involving subscriptions and black dildoes. Continue reading
Revelations 13:18.php
I’m beginning to have an issue with the people who develop plug-ins for Wordpress. Nothing serious; I’m sure everything can be resolved by repeatedly stabbing one or more of them in the balls.
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Your Papers Are Not In Order… Give Me Your Car
So my parents are social conservatives who want me to pool my resources and my personal means of production with a wife for the good of the collective entity. Keep your filthy pinko communist propaganda to yourself, comrade. If you want to stand in line for toilet paper, that’s your lookout, but me? I’m gonna piss off of my balcony, just like Thomas Jefferson told me to in Federalist 18. Continue reading
Yeah, okay; we’re back…
The American Jerk rides again… Continue reading