The American Jerk Month in Pictures

By Paul St. Fakename, Esq.

And behind every Big Fat Man are several rich hot dog vendors...

July 4, Coney Island, NY: Big Fat Man Wins Big Fat Belt

Native Americans call him "Sleeps With Fishes."

July 7, Binghamton, NY: Young Protestor Disappears Mysteriously From Hillary Clinton Rally;  Democratic Party Chairman Says Boy "Had It Coming."

Pal, you're gonna NEED that oxygen in a second...

June 5, Kyner, KY: Clinton to elderly: "Pull My Finger"

"OOOOOOOOoooooooohhhhhhhhh!"

July 6, UN Headquarters, New York: New Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Barak Drops Acid, Fondles Self

Play that funky music, comrade!

July 14, Russia: Rural Russians Invent the "Hat Bong," Local Hippie Comrades Rejoice

"THERE'S my ball... Sorry, false alarm; more sheep shit."

July 18, Mesopotamia, OH: Amish Quit PGA Tour; Demand Payment in Hookers

"Jesus, if I won't pull it, what makes you think I want to SMELL it?"

July 24, Rose Garden, Washington, DC: Eagle to Clinton: "'Pull My Finger' My Ass, I Know Where That Thing Has Been"

Main Archive Table of Contents

August, 1999 Issue Table of Contents

Dead Kennedys   Fast Times   Secret of My Happiness

Month in Pictures   Blue Moon

Stupidity   George W. Bush   Escape From Ricky Martin

The American Jerk™ and all contents © 1999 - 2005 by Rob Reuter and Paul St. Fakename, Esq., © 2006 by Rob Reuter.